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--- battles:butthurtapocalpyse [2012/05/01 07:54]
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-^           //**The Night of the Long Butthurt**////Part of the [[Mongol Wars]]//           ^^
+====== Night of the Long Butthurt ======
-| insertImageHere ||
-| Dates | 5-1-12 |
-| Location| Spawn, Badfacia |
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-| Result | Butthurt on all sides |
+^       //**Night of the Long Butthurt**//part of the //**[[battles:mongol_wars2|Mongol Wars]]**//       ^^^
-^  Belligerents  ||
+| {{:battles:pandafuck.jpg?300|}} |||
-| {{:nations:flagofkurwa.png?22|Flag}}Derpherp | {{:nations:flagofkurwa.png?22|Flag}}HurrDurr |
+| Date | 1-5-12 ||
-^  Leaders and Commanders  ||
+| Location| [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]] ||
-| {{:nations:flagofkurwa.png?22|Flag}}Derpherp\\ {{:nations:flagofkurwa.png?22|Flag}}Derpherp | {{:nations:flagofkurwa.png?22|Flag}}HurrDurr |
+| Result | Ambiguous, Ban of Khanum_Chen, Death of Elkku's cat ||
-^  Strength  ||
+^  Belligerents  |||
-| 3 | 4? |
+| {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]]| {{:battles:meow.png|Meow}} Elkku's cat |
-^  Loses  ||
+^  Leaders and Commanders  |||
-| derp | hurp |
+| {{:nations:kittykatempire.png?22|Flag}} Chen†   \\ {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} [[people:sikandar|Sikandar]] | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}}[[people:taco_town|TACO_TOWN]] | {{:battles:meow.png|Meow}} Elkku's Cat |
+^  Strength  |||
+| 3| 2 | 1|
+^  Losses  |||
+| 2 | 2 | 1 |
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-Write a shitty summary here
+Everyone is butthurt
 ===== Background =====
-Sikandar gloated about stealing coal from Badface.
+[[people:Sikandar|Sikandar]] was gloating like a faggot about how he stole all of Badface's coal. TACO_TOWN thought he'd try and be slick, and said he wanted to pay off the mongols to prevent further raids. He first tried to lure them into Badface but then settled on meeting at spawn. Khanum Chen was sent to retrieve the goods.
-===== Before The Battle =====
+\\
-Gost thought he was slick and claimed to want to pay off the Mongols in order to keep them from raiding Badfacia. He tried to lure the Mongols into Badface with promise of diamonds but was forced to move to spawn instead. Khanum_Chen was sent to retrieve these diamonds.
 === The Battle ===
-Khanum_Chen is struck down swiftly by Gost. Killer_Chris and Sikandar immediately warp to spawn in order to avenge her, but fail to as Gost escapes through a nether portal. Sikandar then orders the troop to break off chase and tp back to spawn, which prompts Gost to make another attempt on a Mongol life. He was however outnumbered and was forced to flee offshore. With Sikandar in pursuit, Gost was unable to surface for air and later drowned, his body being looted by the Mongols.
+Apparently TACO_TOWN doesn't know how to throw potions or some shit. After ambushing Khanum Chen, he ran to a nether portal being pursued by Sikandar and [[people:k_Chris|Killer_Chris]] seeking revenge. The Mongols called off the chase and regrouped at spawn, which cued TACO_TOWN to try and catch the mongols off-guard. Light on their feet, the mongols reacted instantly and chased him into the sea, where he chose to drown rather than be slain at the hands of the mongols.
-===== The aftermath =====
+\\
-Gost started bawling about his enchanted items and bringing up how we stole his coal and he wants it back (despite saying it was no big deal before starting shit)
-Chris got flustered and gave his shit back (he recovered the majority of the loot)
+==== The aftermath =====
+TACO_TOWN was visibly upset, <del>lost his cool exterior, and bawled about getting his enchanted shit back</del> **[in all reality TACO_TOWN browbeat and bluffed the under educated mongels into giving back loot that was rightfully theirs which struck TACO_TOWN as being funny being that, y'know,they're supposed to be fucking mongels and therfor scavengers and opertunistic pack hunters and therefor had full rights to keep the shit lol]** and <del>how he wanted his coal</del> [was never mentioned twas merely retaliation] despite saying he didn't give a fuck about it just before the assault. K_Chris, fearing the consequences and carrying the lion's share of the loot, gave back every item he acquired.[conned] **Khanum Chen,[who,funnily enough, took the troll bate from the bosnian wizard and got himself banned]** missing the fight, went on a rampage in Badface, dyeing all of the sheep white and killing [[people:Tangaloa]] multiple times without provocation. Elkku's cat was killed in a moment of buttfrustration at the lack of mod intervention in the griebing.
-Khanum Chev was endlessly butthurt and proceeded to kill innocent bystanders in Badface and dye Badfacian sheep white (with dye provided by Sikandar)
-Tangaloa was caught in the middle and died several times
 === Reactions ===
-Many virgin butts were hurt
+Some people probably felt betrayed, mongol PR was hurt, along with <del>virgin Badfacian butts</del>. //[for the record,no part of badface has anything to do or to be assosiated with the word/term/meaning of "virgin"]//
-=== Following Battle(s) ===
-Kovio got himself banned or some shit after seeking revenge by his own hand (despite being provided for)
 ===== Damages =====
-Dyed sheep? Other shit?
+I'm pretty sure we got more loot from Badface than they got from us. <del>All of the sheep in Badface were ethnically cleansed leading to a harmonious white sheep society, courtesy of Khanum Chen</del>. Debts <del>were</del> need to be paid to Tangaloa, but the sheep have been redyed.
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