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The Night of the Long ButthurtPart of the Mongol Wars
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Dates 5-1-12
Location Spawn, Badfacia
Result Butthurt on all sides
Belligerents
FlagDerpherp FlagHurrDurr
Leaders and Commanders
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Strength
3 4?
Loses
derp hurp

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Sikandar gloated about stealing coal from Badface.

Gost thought he was slick and claimed to want to pay off the Mongols in order to keep them from raiding Badfacia. He tried to lure the Mongols into Badface with promise of diamonds but was forced to move to spawn instead. Khanum_Chen was sent to retrieve these diamonds.

The Battle

Khanum_Chen is struck down swiftly by Gost. Killer_Chris and Sikandar immediately warp to spawn in order to avenge her, but fail to as Gost escapes through a nether portal. Sikandar then orders the troop to break off chase and tp back to spawn, which prompts Gost to make another attempt on a Mongol life. He was however outnumbered and was forced to flee offshore. With Sikandar in pursuit, Gost was unable to surface for air and later drowned, his body being looted by the Mongols.

Gost started bawling about his enchanted items and bringing up how we stole his coal and he wants it back (despite saying it was no big deal before starting shit)

Chris got flustered and gave his shit back (he recovered the majority of the loot)

Khanum Chev was endlessly butthurt and proceeded to kill innocent bystanders in Badface and dye Badfacian sheep white (with dye provided by Sikandar)

Tangaloa was caught in the middle and died several times

Reactions

Many virgin butts were hurt

Following Battle(s)

Kovio got himself banned or some shit after seeking revenge by his own hand (despite being provided for)

Dyed sheep? Other shit? </WRAP>

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