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This player has great levels of AUTISM. Expect to be annoyed by him with autistic stuff whenever you encounter him.
<Shakomatic> that feel when jerking off in weird ways has left me with a low sperm count
Shakomatic
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| Home City: | Nova Avence |
| Langwuage(s): | Breshikan English (native) |
| National Affiliation: | The XIII Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik |
| Political Affliation(s): | Catholic, Anti-Mongol, Unionist |
| Rolls and Titles: | Kiaser of Breshik, High King of Nova Avence |
| Johned: | June 27th, 2011 |
“<miklos> I dont need to make shit clear to you people”
Shakomatic (alt. Shako, Shak, Shaggo) was the High King or Kiaser of Breshik, ruler of the Holy First City Karak Sakor, some of the oldest establishments on the server. Shako is an active RP/Political player, holding the record for most Nations created, reformed, and/or abdicated. All “dwarves” 'love' him, but the rest of the server has mixed feelings. Shakomatic has said farewell to minecraft in an address on the 21st of February.
In the Era of Oceana
Shakomatic refounded the Breshik Empire in the Oceana map, only being forced to abdicate and disassemble the country after just over one month of its existence, leaving the server for personal real life reasons. Long time rival Kovio rejoiced and made (arguably baseless) claims to the Empire, Ivanidiot is believed to have committed suicide for grief, and Juinn was disappoint. But as Shako's pent up autism had no other outlet, a week later and the Breshikan Autistic Oceania Line was reborn. Theohretically this voided the then war with Mongol, but there was some debate. Since then the state has reformed 2 or 3 times, mostly just for feels.
For example, Shako then created the shortlived H.B.E. supra-national union (not to be confused with the previous Holy Breshik Empire singular state), a potentially powerful force to finally rival the Mongols. However, either by shadowplay, personal incongruities, unyeilding autisms, inactivity or boredom, this soon fell through. Sometime after this, Shako publically confirmed that he had stole/acquired friend FireSeeker's GF (a most rare IRL item) Mysu21, which had sparked tension between the two.We broke up.
To date, Shakomatic is ruler of the Avencian Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik, and is again embroilled in hostilities with the Mongols and Batts as the only thing standing in their way between the Hordes and capitulation of the entire server.
Ancient History
Shako pioneered the idea of the krieg sea but quit the server before it was ever finished. He left the Westro-Breshikan empire in the hands of Ux saying “look to the west from their I shall return”. ( This was after the aforementioned 'Ux' had declared The Westward Isles independent of Breshik so nobody really cared, though it did play a small part in the The Nth War of Breshik Agression).
Territories & Works
- The unfinnished Parliament of Fort Cumberland,
- The Castle of Nova Avence
- The Grand Cathedral of Nova Avence
- Has been butt-frustrated and butt-frustrates some mongoloids.
Suicidal Tendencies
Shako dies a lot, no, seriously.
(4:39:59 PM) autism: [Shakomatic connected] (4:57:50 PM) autism: Shakomatic hit the ground too hard (4:58:16 PM) autism: Shakomatic hit the ground too hard (4:58:41 PM) autism: Shakomatic hit the ground too hard (5:00:09 PM) greenkitten: suicidal shako (5:00:12 PM) autism: [Shakomatic disconnected]