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| - | + | ~~NOTOC~~ | |
| - | + | <alert type="danger" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-flash"> | |
| - | <WRAP center round important 20%> | + | This player causes **butthurt of the highest order**. |
| - | This player has great levels of <wrap em><wrap hi>**AUTISM**</wrap></wrap>. Expect to be <del>annoyed</del> Culturally Enriched by him with autistic stuff whenever you encounter him. | + | </alert> |
| - | </WRAP> | + | |
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| - | <file> | + | |
| - | <Shakomatic> that feel when jerking off in weird ways has left me with a low sperm count | + | |
| - | </file> | + | |
| ====== Shakomatic ====== | ====== Shakomatic ====== | ||
| - | >"<miklos> {{:nations:balls:shakomatic.png|Shakomatic}} I dont need to make shit clear to you people" | ||
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| - | ^ //** His Superme Autisticness **// ^^ | + | ^ //** His Superme Cowardness **// ^^ |
| | {{:people:franz_joseph_of_austria_1910_old.jpg?300|}} || | | {{:people:franz_joseph_of_austria_1910_old.jpg?300|}} || | ||
| - | | **Home City:** | [[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|Nova Avence]] | | + | | **Home City:** | <del>[[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|Nova Avence]] </del> [[history:beta_17:settlements:perkele|Perkele]] | |
| | **Langwuage(s):** | Breshikan English (native) | | | **Langwuage(s):** | Breshikan English (native) | | ||
| - | | **National Affiliation:** | {{:nations:balls:breshik.png?|Breshikan}} [[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|The XIII Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik]] | | + | | **National Affiliation:** | {{nations:balls:shakoball.png?|Breshikan}} Himself | |
| - | | **Political Affliation(s):** | Catholic, Anti-Mongol, Unionist | | + | | **Political Affliation(s):** | Catholic, Anti-Mongol, Unionist, Coward, Pro-Life | |
| - | | **Rolls and Titles:** | Kiaser of Breshik, High King of Nova Avence | | + | | **Rolls and Titles:** | Bydlokaiser, Kiaser of Breshik, High King of Nova Avence, Supreme Deuchbag, Biggest coward, Ture Deffenser of the Englihs lanuguage | |
| + | | Ethnicity | [[Ethnicities:Danikans|Breshar]] | | ||
| | **Johned:** | June 27th, 2011 | | | **Johned:** | June 27th, 2011 | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
| + | >"<miklos> {{:nations:balls:shakomatic.png|Shakomatic}} I dont need to make shit clear to you people" | ||
| - | **Glorious Leader Shakomatic** (alt. //**Shako**//, //**Shak**//, //**Shaggo**//) dates back from and through eras past, into the oldest times; a true 2011 oldfriend. Shako first made his name in [[minecraft17:nations:kurwa_empire|a time of Kurwan dominance]], of Battx's fledgling brutality and spycraft; a time of fierce competition and brutal laws. But among this adversity Shakomatic rose a nation as though unhindered by these desperate times. The nation was [[nations:breshikan_empire|Breshik]], and Shako was its //Kiaser//. He was a builder of the Holy Breshik First City, //**Karak Sakor**//; an underground refuge that earned the Breshikanese the nickname, "dwarves". A perpetuating force for some of [[servers:autism|The Server's]] oldest establishments and customs, Shako is an active RP/Political player, proudly holding the record for most Nations created, reformed, and/or abdicated. All "//true dwarves//" '//love//' him, but for his long and colourful history the rest of the server eyes him with mixed feelings; mostly bad ones. | + | **Coward Leader Shakomatic** (alt. //**Shako**//, //**Shak**//, //**Shaggo**//, //**Tacomatic**//, //**the Taconator**//) (pronounced: //**Shake-o**// ayyyy lmao) dates back from and through eras past, into the oldest times; a true 2011 oldfriend. Shako first made his name in [[history:beta_17:nations:kurwa_empire|a time of Kurwan dominance]], of Battx's fledgling brutality and spycraft; a time of fierce competition and brutal laws. But among this adversity Shakomatic rose a nation as though unhindered by these desperate times. The nation was [[nations:breshikan_empire|Breshik]], and Shako was its //Kiaser//. He was a builder of the Holy Breshik First City, //**Karak Sakor**//; an underground refuge that earned the Breshikanese the nickname, "dwarves". A perpetuating force for some of [[servers:autism|The Server's]] oldest establishments and customs, Shako is an active RP/Political player, proudly holding the record for most Nations created, reformed, and/or abdicated. All "//true dwarves//" '//love//' him, but for his long and colourful history the rest of the server eyes him with mixed feelings; mostly bad ones. |
| - | At a high point in server history, Shakomatic (perhaps even legally) [[history:start#the_age_of_strife|claimed world dominance]] in a famous coup of an International Union; the [[minecraft17:nations:alpha_nations|Alpha Nations]]. And for this bold act of almost certainly illegal activity and the strife surrounding it, Shako was bannished from the server. | + | At a high point in server history, Shakomatic (perhaps even legally) [[history:start#the_age_of_strife|claimed world dominance]] in a famous coup of an International Union; the [[history:beta_17:nations:alpha_nations|Alpha Nations]]. And for this bold act of almost certainly illegal activity and the strife surrounding it, Shako was bannished from the server. |
| - | In the vacuum of Shako's autism, an even more autistic newfriend appeared, themselves banished among other realms for notorious behavior; [[people:kovio|Kovio]]. Unlike Shako, Kovio was unfettered by politics, and lived by the Mongolian Empire's credo of robust expansion. To all other nations of The Server this meant to capitulate or be conquered. Needing a piece to keep this new element in check, [[orders:order_of_the_staff|The Order of the Staff]] recalled Shako from afar to maintain balance in these interesting times. | + | In the vacuum of Shako's autism, an even more autistic newfriend appeared, themselves banished among other realms for notorious behavior; [[people:kovio|Kovio]]. Unlike Shako, Kovio was unfettered by politics, and lived by the Mongolian Empire's credo of robust expansion. To all other nations of The Server this meant to capitulate or be conquered. Needing a piece to keep this new element in check, [[orders_and_guilds:orders:order_of_the_staff|The Order of the Staff]] recalled Shako from afar to maintain balance in these interesting times. |
| ===== In the Era of Oceana ===== | ===== In the Era of Oceana ===== | ||
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| For example, Shako then created the shortlived [[nations:hbe|H.B.E. supra-national union]] (not to be confused with the previous Holy Breshik Empire singular state), a potentially powerful force to finally rival the Mongols. However, either by shadowplay, personal incongruities, unyeilding autisms, inactivity or boredom, this soon fell through. Some time after this, Shako publicly confirmed that he had stole/acquired friend and staunch backer of the Empire [[people:fireseeker|FireSeeker's]] GF (a most rare IRL item) Mysu21, which sparked tension between the two until Fire left the nation for greener, less bitter memory ridden pastures. A week later and Mysu also left Shako, depriving Breshik of its first Queen. | For example, Shako then created the shortlived [[nations:hbe|H.B.E. supra-national union]] (not to be confused with the previous Holy Breshik Empire singular state), a potentially powerful force to finally rival the Mongols. However, either by shadowplay, personal incongruities, unyeilding autisms, inactivity or boredom, this soon fell through. Some time after this, Shako publicly confirmed that he had stole/acquired friend and staunch backer of the Empire [[people:fireseeker|FireSeeker's]] GF (a most rare IRL item) Mysu21, which sparked tension between the two until Fire left the nation for greener, less bitter memory ridden pastures. A week later and Mysu also left Shako, depriving Breshik of its first Queen. | ||
| - | To date, Shakomatic is ruler of the Avencian Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik, and is ever embroiled in hostilities with [[nations:katten_khaganate|the Mongols]] and [[nations:battx8|Batts]] as the only thing standing in their way; between the Hordes and capitulation of the entire Server. | + | To date, Shakomatic is ruler of the Avencian Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik, and is ever embroiled in hostilities with [[nations:katten_khaganate|the Mongols]] and [[nations:battkhortostan:battx8:start|Batts]] as the only thing standing in their way; between the Hordes and capitulation of the entire Server. |
| ===== Ancient History ===== | ===== Ancient History ===== | ||
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| *The Grand Cathedral of Nova Avence | *The Grand Cathedral of Nova Avence | ||
| *Has been butt-frustrated and butt-frustrates some [[nations:katten|mongoloids]]. | *Has been butt-frustrated and butt-frustrates some [[nations:katten|mongoloids]]. | ||
| + | *Recent project of Nova Bydlograd, with [[people:sidmarcus01|Sidmarcus]] and Tomoko. | ||
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| ===== Suicidal Tendencies ===== | ===== Suicidal Tendencies ===== | ||
| - | Shako is a premium user and has a custom skin that he has used for years; the military dress standard of Breshik. He wears this proudly. So much so in fact that he often runs around unarmoured and dies; a damn fucking lot. | + | Shako is a premium user and has a custom skin that he has used for years; the military dress standard of Breshik. He wears this cowardly. So much so in fact that he often runs around unarmoured and dies; a damn fucking lot. |
| <file> | <file> | ||
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| (5:00:12 PM) autism: [Shakomatic disconnected] | (5:00:12 PM) autism: [Shakomatic disconnected] | ||
| </file> | </file> | ||
| + | <sub>How embarrassing, no so glorious leader....</sub> | ||
| - | =====Editorial Section==== | + | =====Shakomatic on cooperation with other people===== |
| - | ={{:people:kim_jong_un.jpg?200|}} | + | <file> |
| - | + | [20:54] <autism><Shakomatic> "ppa has to cooperate with me, not the other way around" | |
| - | North Korea=Breshik, South Korea=Battx | + | </file> |
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| - | Shakomatic's tendencies to control others have increased. His inability to present serious military challenges to other nations have left him with a label of "paper tiger." Everyone now sees Breshikan military power as nonexistant, but Shako continues to make threats. After a string of losses to foreigners, including Killer_Chris, and Fireseeker, Shakomatic has sponsored a false-flag organization known as NOTO; which harbors polaks and other minor settlements under the Breshikan dictatorial thumb. In a way, Breshik manages to combine elements of Russian bullying of puppet states, and the worst extremes of North Korea. But mostly, North Korea. | + | |
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| - | Kim Jon Shako is thought to be stockpiling weapons; perhaps in an attempt to defend against the newly-formed KCO. Breshik is known to be lacking in troops and it's borders are highly unsecure. Still, Shako maintains a closed regime where dissent is quickly squished, and its people are oppressed into compliance. Breshik officially opposes KCO, and promises swift retaliation and submission of any foreign aggressors. Breshikan propaganda is strong, and the rhetoric continues to escalate. | + | |
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| + | =====Shakomatic on Rosenmann ===== | ||
| + | <file> | ||
| + | [23:26] <Spock> [alpha] <Shakomatic> ROSEN :DDDDD | ||
| + | [23:26] <Rosenmann> :DD | ||
| + | [23:26] <Spock> [alpha] <Shakomatic> MARRY ME | ||
| + | </file> | ||
| + | =====Shakomatic on Abortion ===== | ||
| + | Murdering children for ones own personal gain is evil and we all know it. The arguemnts that a fetus is not a child, or that abortion can be justified as helping a mother or any other nonsese like that simply is an attempt by Marxist forces to devalue human life in order to progress their "workers agenda" of allowing the masses to be in complete and utter control of society. Abortionists and the mothers who go to them should all be hung form the highest pole. | ||
| + | =====Treason===== | ||
| + | In early 2015, Shakomatic betrayed autism and started his own server, located at: 198.12.88.30 | ||