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+~~NOTOC~~
+<alert type="danger" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-flash">
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+This player causes **butthurt of the highest order**.
-This player has great levels of <wrap em><wrap hi>**AUTISM**</wrap></wrap>. Expect to be annoyed by him with autistic stuff whenever you encounter him.
+</alert>
-</WRAP>
-<file>
-<Shakomatic> that feel when jerking off in weird ways has left me with a low sperm count
-</file>
 ====== Shakomatic ======
-{{:nations:balls:breshik.png?|Breshikan}} {{:nations:balls:shakomatic.png|Shakomatic}}
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-^                                         //** His Superme Autisticness **//                                          ^^
+^                                         //** His Superme Cowardness **//                                          ^^
 | {{:people:franz_joseph_of_austria_1910_old.jpg?300|}}                                     ||
-| **Home City:**               | [[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|Nova Avence]]                                    |
+| **Home City:**               | <del>[[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|Nova Avence]] </del>  [[history:beta_17:settlements:perkele|Perkele]]                                 |
 | **Langwuage(s):**             | Breshikan English (native)                                                                  |
-| **National Affiliation:**    | [[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|The XIII Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik]]                                       |
+| **National Affiliation:**    | {{nations:balls:shakoball.png?|Breshikan}} Himself                                |
-| **Political Affliation(s):** | Catholic, Anti-Mongol, Unionist |
+| **Political Affliation(s):** | Catholic, Anti-Mongol, Unionist, Coward, Pro-Life |
-| **Rolls and Titles:**        | Kiaser of Breshik, High King of Nova Avence                                                       |
+| **Rolls and Titles:**        | Bydlokaiser, Kiaser of Breshik, High King of Nova Avence, Supreme Deuchbag, Biggest coward, Ture Deffenser of the Englihs lanuguage |
+| Ethnicity | [[Ethnicities:Danikans|Breshar]]                                |
 | **Johned:**                  | June 27th, 2011                                                              |
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+>"<miklos>  {{:nations:balls:shakomatic.png|Shakomatic}} I dont need to make shit clear to you people"
->"<miklos> I dont need to make shit clear to you people"
+**Coward Leader Shakomatic** (alt. //**Shako**//, //**Shak**//, //**Shaggo**//, //**Tacomatic**//, //**the Taconator**//) (pronounced: //**Shake-o**// ayyyy lmao) dates back from and through eras past, into the oldest times; a true 2011 oldfriend.  Shako first made his name in [[history:beta_17:nations:kurwa_empire|a time of Kurwan dominance]], of Battx's fledgling brutality and spycraft; a time of fierce competition and brutal laws.  But among this adversity Shakomatic rose a nation as though unhindered by these desperate times.  The nation was [[nations:breshikan_empire|Breshik]], and Shako was its //Kiaser//.  He was a builder of the Holy Breshik First City, //**Karak Sakor**//; an underground refuge that earned the Breshikanese the nickname, "dwarves".  A perpetuating force for some of [[servers:autism|The Server's]] oldest establishments and customs, Shako is an active RP/Political player, proudly holding the record for most Nations created, reformed, and/or abdicated.  All "//true dwarves//" '//love//' him, but for his long and colourful history the rest of the server eyes him with mixed feelings; mostly bad ones.
-**Shakomatic** (alt. //**Shako**//, //**Shak**//, //**Shaggo**//) was the High King or Kiaser of [[nations:breshikan_empire|Breshik]], ruler of the Holy First City Karak Sakor, some of the oldest establishments on [[servers:autism|the server]]. Shako is an active RP/Political player, holding the record for most Nations created, reformed, and/or abdicated.  All "dwarves" 'love' him, but the rest of the server has mixed feelings. Shakomatic has said farewell to minecraft in an [[Nations:Shakomatics Welfare Address|address]] on the 21st of February, and made his return on the 27th of February.
+At a high point in server history, Shakomatic (perhaps even legally) [[history:start#the_age_of_strife|claimed world dominance]] in a famous coup of an International Union; the [[history:beta_17:nations:alpha_nations|Alpha Nations]].  And for this bold act of almost certainly illegal activity and the strife surrounding it, Shako was bannished from the server.
+In the vacuum of Shako's autism, an even more autistic newfriend appeared, themselves banished among other realms for notorious behavior; [[people:kovio|Kovio]].  Unlike Shako, Kovio was unfettered by politics, and lived by the Mongolian Empire's credo of robust expansion.  To all other nations of The Server this meant to capitulate or be conquered.  Needing a piece to keep this new element in check, [[orders_and_guilds:orders:order_of_the_staff|The Order of the Staff]] recalled Shako from afar to maintain balance in these interesting times.
 ===== In the Era of Oceana =====
-Shakomatic refounded the [[nations:breshikan_empire|Breshik Empire]] in the Oceana map, only being forced to abdicate and disassemble the country after just over one month of its existence, leaving the server for personal real life reasons.  Long time rival [[people:kovio|Kovio]] rejoiced and made (arguably baseless) claims to the Empire, [[settlements:wissendorf|Ivanidiot]] is believed to have committed suicide for grief, and [[people:juinn|Juinn]] was disappoint.  But as Shako's pent up autism had no other outlet, a week later and the Breshikan Autistic Oceania Line was reborn.  Theohretically this voided the then [[battles:mongol_wars2#first_breshik-mongol_war|war with Mongol]], but there was some debate.  Since then the state has reformed 2 or 3 times, mostly just for feels.
+Shakomatic refounded the [[nations:breshikan_empire|Breshik Empire]] in the Oceana map, only being forced to abdicate and disassemble the country after just over one month of its existence, leaving the server for personal real life reasons.  Rival [[people:kovio|Kovio]] rejoiced and made (baseless, rebuked) claims to the Empire, [[settlements:wissendorf|Ivanidiot]] was believed to have committed suicide for grief, and inexperienced Prime Minister [[people:juinn|Juinn]] was unable to hold the nation together.  But as Shako's pent up autism had no other outlet, a week later and the Breshikan Autistic Oceania Line was reborn.  Theoretically this voided the then [[battles:mongol_wars2#first_breshik-mongol_war|war with Mongol]], but there was some debate.  Since then the state has reformed 2 or 3 times, mostly just for feels.
-For example, Shako then created the shortlived [[nations:hbe|H.B.E. supra-national union]] (not to be confused with the previous Holy Breshik Empire singular state), a potentially powerful force to finally rival the Mongols.  However, either by shadowplay, personal incongruities, unyeilding autisms, inactivity or boredom, this soon fell through.  <del>Sometime after this, Shako publically confirmed that he had stole/acquired friend [[people:fireseeker|FireSeeker's]] GF (a most rare IRL item) Mysu21, which had sparked tension between the two.</del>We broke up.
+For example, Shako then created the shortlived [[nations:hbe|H.B.E. supra-national union]] (not to be confused with the previous Holy Breshik Empire singular state), a potentially powerful force to finally rival the Mongols.  However, either by shadowplay, personal incongruities, unyeilding autisms, inactivity or boredom, this soon fell through.  Some time after this, Shako publicly confirmed that he had stole/acquired friend and staunch backer of the Empire [[people:fireseeker|FireSeeker's]] GF (a most rare IRL item) Mysu21, which sparked tension between the two until Fire left the nation for greener, less bitter memory ridden pastures.  A week later and Mysu also left Shako, depriving Breshik of its first Queen.
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+To date, Shakomatic is ruler of the Avencian Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik, and is ever embroiled in hostilities with [[nations:katten_khaganate|the Mongols]] and [[nations:battkhortostan:battx8:start|Batts]] as the only thing standing in their way; between the Hordes and capitulation of the entire Server.
-To date, Shakomatic is ruler of the Avencian Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik, and is again embroilled in hostilities with [[nations:katten_khaganate|the Mongols]] and [[nations:battx8|Batts]] as the only thing standing in their way between the Hordes and capitulation of the entire server.
 ===== Ancient History =====
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 ===== Territories & Works =====
-  *The unfinnished Parliament of **Fort Cumberland**,
+  *The unfinished Parliament of **Fort Cumberland**,
-  *The Castle of Nova Avence
+  *The Castle of [[settlements:avence|Nova Avence]]
   *The Grand Cathedral of Nova Avence
   *Has been butt-frustrated and butt-frustrates some [[nations:katten|mongoloids]].
+  *Recent project of Nova Bydlograd, with [[people:sidmarcus01|Sidmarcus]] and Tomoko.
 ===== Suicidal Tendencies =====
-Shako dies a lot, no, seriously.
+Shako is a premium user and has a custom skin that he has used for years; the military dress standard of Breshik.  He wears this cowardly.  So much so in fact that he often runs around unarmoured and dies; a damn fucking lot.
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 (5:00:12 PM) autism: [Shakomatic disconnected]
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+<sub>How embarrassing, no so glorious leader....</sub>
+=====Shakomatic on cooperation with other people=====
+<file>
+	[20:54]	<autism><Shakomatic> "ppa has to cooperate with me, not the other way around"
+</file>
+=====Shakomatic on Rosenmann =====
+<file>
+        [23:26] <Spock> [alpha] <Shakomatic> ROSEN :DDDDD
+        [23:26] <Rosenmann> :DD
+        [23:26] <Spock> [alpha] <Shakomatic> MARRY ME
+</file>
+=====Shakomatic on Abortion =====
+Murdering children for ones own personal gain is evil and we all know it. The arguemnts that a fetus is not a child, or that abortion can be justified as helping a mother or any other nonsese like that simply is an attempt by Marxist forces to devalue human life in order to progress their "workers agenda" of allowing the masses to be in complete and utter control of society. Abortionists and the mothers who go to them should all be hung form the highest pole.
+=====Treason=====
+In early 2015, Shakomatic betrayed autism and started his own server, located at: 198.12.88.30