K_Chris is from Canada. He says “eh” and “aboot”. He lives in an igloo and apologizes for everything. His internet runs on baby seal oil. He eats maple syrup bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He is better than Americans. Primus inter pares of the Battkhortostan National-Bolsehvik Party. Wrote the Hymn of Butthurt, the national anthem of Battkhortostan.

Founder with mazznoff of the Second and Third Republics of Battkhortostan on the current map. Founder and interim leader of the Katten Khanate.