K_Chris is from Canada. He says “eh” and “aboot”. He lives in an igloo and apologizes for everything. His internet runs on baby seal oil. He eats maple syrup bacon for breakfas, lunch and dinner. He is better than Americans. Primus inter pares of the Battkhortostan National-Bolsehvik Party. Wrote the Hymn of Butthurt, the current national anthem of Battkhortostan.

Founder with mazznoff of the Second and Third Republics of Battkhortostan on the current map.