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This player carries the full authority of the United States Army.

FireSeeker is a Ukranian-born American nationalist who lost his anal virginity to Shako in the American Army.

pictured: fireseeker ready for war

FireSeeker's parents were born in the Soviet Union and he thinks everything that isn't star-bangled, gun-toting, queer-bashing, nigger-hating is full fledged Communism. He holds a begrudging hatred towards Communists everywhere, making outlandish claims that there isn't a single country that claims to be Communist and that America won the Vietnam and Korean wars.

Socialism is another word that FireSeeker doesn't understand. The very notion brings his blood to a boil. The idea of helping your fellow man makes him physically ill.

Like every colonial nation that happened to become First World, much of the United States' early growth can be attributed to slave labour the blood sweat and tears of hardworking white men. FireSeeker denies this, going on to say:

<FireSeeker> history was always a subject I did very well in

However, his scope of history fails to be useful before the year 1991, when America destroyed the Soviet Union in an arm-wrestling competition.

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