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-====== caBaby ======
+~~NOTOC~~
-<WRAP left round tip 20%>
+<alert type="info" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-info-sign">
-**PROTIP:** \\
+**Useful Info:** You probably don't like this player, and this player probably doesn't like you either, so why even bother?
-Don't say <wrap em>dumb shit</wrap> to caBastard: it's caBastard's job to say dumb shit.
+</alert>
-</WRAP>
+<alert type="info" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-info-sign">
+This player dislikes **Barack Obama, the Chinese and Sean Penn**. Remind caBastard of all the awards these men have won, and the good deeds done.
-<WRAP left round alert 20%>
+</alert>
-This player dislikes **Sean Penn, Hugo Chavez, and knives**. Remind caBastard of all the awards these man have won, and the good deeds done.
+<alert type="danger" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-flash">
-</WRAP>
+**PROTIP:** Don't say <wrap em>dumb shit</wrap> to caBastard. It is his job to say dumb shit.
+</alert>
-<WRAP left round info 20%>
+====== caBastard ======
-As of July 10, 2012:\\ caBastard's services are no longer needed.\\ ** // Non Plus Ultra // **
-</WRAP>
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-^   //** caBastard\\ //Lord of Rhodes// **//   ^^
+^   //caBastard//   ^^
-| {{ :people:cabstnew.jpg?nolink&300 |Artists concept of caBastard}}  ||
+| {{ :people:it_me.gif?340 |}} ||
-| Real Name | //Cortez Alfons de Borja y Borbón// |
-| Residence | [[nations:rhodesian_newfoundland|Downtown Tsavo]] |
 | Languages | Spanish (native)\\ English\\ Italian |
 | Ethnicity | Sephardi |
-| Religion | Jesuit Deist |
-| National Affiliation | [[nations:merchant_republic_of_west_rhodes|Merchant Republic of West Rhodes]]\\ [[nations:rhodesian_newfoundland|Rhodesian Newfoundland]] |
-| Political Affiliation | [[nations:rhodesian_confederation|Rhodesian Confederation]] |
-| Holdings | Astonia-Vostok Inc. Ltd.\\ Ródos Timber and Wool Co.\\ Mombása Free Territory Co. Ltd. |
-| Titles | Lord Admiral of the Fleets of the R.C.F. and M.R.W.R.\\ Founder of the Kurwan Empire\\ Councilman of the Imperial Council\\ Advisor of North Kurwa\\ President of the Frotbitten Commonwealth\\ CEO of Astonia-Vostok\\ Governor of New León\\ Owner of Evergreen |
-| Icons | {{:nations:balls:cabst.png?nolink|National}} {{:nations:balls:rhodes_rcfnavyman.png?nolink|Lord Admiral of the Fleets}} {{:nations:balls:rhodes_explorer.png?nolink|Rhodesian Explorer}} |
 | Joined | April 15, 2011 |
-| Order | {{ :nations:merchant_republic_of_west_rhodes:order_of_ian_smith.png?nolink&100 |Order of Ian Smith}} |
+| Affiliations | Rhodesians\\ AlphaBernd\\ Tangaloa  |
-|   [[http://www.youtube.com/user/caBastard|Official Site]]   ||
+| Contact: | nicabst@hotmail.com |
 </WRAP>
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+Market Anarchist and Libertarian LEL from Nicaragua who will hate you if you come here with some collectivist communist shit. Most inactive and influential individual in the history of this server. Has very IQ in drama.
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-caBastard (now caBst) was a former moderator and one of the current leaders of the [[nations:merchant_republic_of_west_rhodes|Merchant Republic of West Rhodes]] and it successor the [[nations:rhodesian_confederation|Rhodesian Confederation]]. caBastard is notable for being from Nicaragua. Ever since the 1.1 map, caBastard has kept a low profile due to the failure of his Mombasa-Project and his unjustified removal of moderation duties by admin tetete.
-caBastard was also for a time a frequently posting tripfag on the website 4chan.
-During the 1.8 map, caBastard lead much of the actions of the [[nations:merchant_republic_of_west_rhodes|Merchant Republic of West Rhodes]], shaping its policies, establishing alliances and pushing away rivals and enemies. After the 1.8 map, caBastard refused to establish a Rhodesian colony until jungles became available. By the time they did, caBst founded the [[nations:new_rhodes|Dominion of New Rhodes-Mombasa]] too far from other major civilizations. This was the main reason behind the failure of the New Rhodes-Mombasa project which eventually kept caBastard away from server politics.
-^   Full Stylized Title   ^
-|   OIS OB, His Majesty, the Honorable caBastard Lord Admiral of the Fleets of the House of Lords of the Merchant Republic of West Rhodes and the Rhodesian Confederation, Sovereign of the Rhodesian Newfoundland, President and Owner of the Mombasa Free Territory Corporation Ltd, State-Holder of the Commonwealth of Voelhaven, Founder of the Ever Living Kurwan Empire, Imperial Councilman of the Ever Living Empire of Kurwa, First Advisor of the City of Kurwa in its greatest Northern District, President for Life of the Kurwan Commonwealth of Frostbite, Chief Executive Officer of the Astonia-Vostok Kurwan Corporation Ltd., Owner of Evergreen, Governor of the Autonomous City of the Keys of New León, 6th registered Player of the current server by our All-Mighty God AlphaBernd and his succesor Tetete, leader of the House of Ródos-Borbón by the Grace of God AlphaBernd.   |
-======Pre-1.8 History======
-In the pre-1.8 server, caBastard took a great role in the formation of the nations system and the Kurwan system. His contributions led him to be the first appointed advisor of Kurwa and the division of the city in districts. caBst built the first public government building and designed Kurwa's flag. As advisor of North Kurwa he later escalated to become a major Kurwan diplomat and politician. With his incorporation of Astonia and Frostbite as Kurwan Commonwealths, he founded the Kurwan Empire and became an Imperial Councilman together with [[people:vladimirr|v1adimirr]] and [[people:rosenmann|Rosenmann]]. caBst also took part in the [[minecraft17:battles:battle_of_brandenburg|first recorded battle of the server]], losing against the Battkhort Expeditionary Force due to a technicality in war time rules that eventually led to the creation of the [[battles:rules_of_engagement|The International Rules of Engagement]].
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-Before the creation of the 1.8 map, caBst left the Kurwan Empire to explore his options. Together with [[people:lord_uxbridge|Lord_Uxbridge]] and Otto Von Bistarck, the [[nations:merchant_republic_of_west_rhodes|Merchant Republic of West Rhodes]] was created and became a great success.
-==== Pre-1.8 Titles ====
-  * Advisor of the [[minecraft17:nations:kurwa:north_kurwa|North Kurwa District]]
-  * Imperial Councelor of the [[minecraft17:nations:kurwa_empire|Kurwan Empire]]
-  * Co-Founder of the Kurwan Imperial Council
-  * President of the [[minecraft17:nations:frostbite|Frostbiten Commonwealth]]
-  * CEO of the [[minecraft17:nations:astonia|Corporation of Astonia-Vostok]]
-  * Governor of the Autonomous City of the Keys of New León
-^   Theme of caBst   ^
-|   {{ youtube>VsmsnFBzoUQ&autoplay=1 }}   |
-===== Wealth =====
-<WRAP left>
-|   {{ :people:cabst_rockefeller.png?direct&200 |}}   |
-</WRAP>
-caBastard is the richest non-moderator player in the history of the server with a personal reserve of diamonds. The exact amount is hold secret by the Royal Bank of New Rhodes but it is estimated to be between the 500 and 2000 diamonds and emeralds separately. caBastard's Tsvao Wool Company and his personal services as a political strategist and builder have earned him most of his wealth. caBastard is often referred to as Krautchan's Rockefeller.
 ===== A taste of caBastard =====
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 Your-Mother: I'm like this because of the faggot I have as a son.
 Your-Mother: I should have never left Serbia.
-areteee: youre a massive cunt, alexander
+areteee: youre a massive cunt
 * areteee has quit ("autism is a way of life")
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+<file>
+<caBst|IRC> ─────────▄──────────────▄
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+<caBst|IRC> wow
+<caBst|IRC> so funny meme
+<caBst|IRC> very v1adimirr
+<caBst|IRC> wow
+<caBst|IRC> so boring
+<caBst|IRC> wow
+K_Chris sets ban on caBst|IRC!*@*
+</file>
+<file>
+<caBst|IRC> Happy Yom HaShoa K_Chris
+<K_Chris> what the fuck is that
+<caBst|IRC> It's the Holocaust remembrance day K_Chris.
+<caBst|IRC> Remember the 6 million.
+* You have been kicked by K_Chris (kike shit)
+</file>
 ==== caBst on love ====
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 </file>
-====== MOD ABUSE-PROOF ARTICLE ON YETI30 ======
+<file>
-Yeti30 is the live definition of PRIVILEGE. This guy receives so much financial and political support that everyone else is by definition OPPRESSED. If Mods are the 1% then Yeti30 is the 0.1%. A special PRIVILEGED snowflake that gets free stuff and tps from [[people:p_p_a|a special mod]] and his [[people:enton|equally corrupt friend]]. When confronted by the truth that they can't handle these two will mumble "muh authority" or "muh authority muddafucka" followed by kicks and bans.
+<houdini> [G] BlakkCooper: do you have browns eyes?
+<caBst|IRC> Me?
-The following is a CNN obtained footage of these two in action defending their PRIVILEGED master:
+<houdini> [G] BlakkCooper: yes
+<caBst|IRC> Why yes, I have a pair of beautiful brown eyes, and when you look me in the eyes baby you will feel my soul craving for your love.
+<caBst|IRC> Why you ask?
+<houdini> [G] BlakkCooper: becuase you are full of shit
+<caBst|IRC> :(
+</file>
 <file>
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> PPA worst mod ever
+<AlphaBernd> caBst|IRC: will you marry me?
-<@PPA> Hello caBst
+<caBst|IRC> Yes!
-<@PPA> Fine, and you?
+<AlphaBernd> great!
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Enton is not as bad because at least he acknowledges he is bad
-<@Enton> do i? xD
-<@PPA> >implying I didn't stop caring about being good or bad and wasn't just a benevolent tyrant now
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> But you just make shitty bans
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Tyrants are charismatic
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> You arent
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Enton: yes when you admitted you and ppa mod abused to please yeti30
-<@PPA> >to please yeto30
-<@PPA> *yeti
-<@Enton> i never did that
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Yes you did or atleast you said PPA did it
-<@Enton> i only said that we helped him because he seems to be unable to do many things
-<@Enton> it's not like i have to explain this
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Ohhhhhhhh
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Hey I cant do many things
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Like harvest minerals and glowstone
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Pls gib many minerals and glowstone
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> I cant do it and it is this admin's policy to aid the handicapped
-You were kicked from #int by PPA [Und tschüss - Kick gesponsert von Trillian Astra (www.trillian.im)]
-#int :Cannot send to channel
-Topic for #int: Papież pedał
-Topic set by Enton [Mon Nov 11 2013 10:50:50]
-Channel modes: [+nt]
-Channel created: Fri Nov 08 2013 13:54:32
-Users: [Total: 14, Ops: 6, Normal: 8]
-<@Enton> oh fug :------DDD
-* PPA mod abuse pro
-<caBst|IRC-Cinque> Look at that I made the gook butthurt for speaking the truth. Nice mod te3
-Mode: [-b *!~mazznoff@*.cloak.irc.dev-urandom.eu] by Enton
-<@PPA> One cannot have a civil conversation with you, so I don't even try anymore
-Mode: [+b *!~caBst@*.cloak.irc.dev-urandom.eu] by Enton
-You were kicked from #int by Enton [it's still up to us to decide what the "truth" is]
 </file>
+==== caBst on the Irish ====
+<file>
+<caBst|IRC> AlphaBernd PM me my real name.
+<Tangaloa> faggot mcgee
+<caBst|IRC> >McGee
+<caBst|IRC> No, I'm not a Celto-Irish criminal scum like you.
+<Tangaloa> you are a fggt though
+<Tangaloa> faggot
+</file>
+<file>
+<areteee> mazznoff, Enton can into law too
+<areteee> at least theoretically :DDDD
+<mazznoff> he dropped out
+<Tangaloa> i can into law
+<caBst|IRC> Your ancestors couldn't since they came in as convicts
+<mazznoff> X---DD
+</file>
+==== caBst on China ====
+<file>
+<Tangaloa> i think china had the right idea
+<caBst|IRC-Zwei> 1 child policy is killing China.
+<Tangaloa> good
+<caBst|IRC-Zwei> They're about to enjoy their aged population and lack of youth.
+<Tangaloa> and the gender imbalance is simply because of their shitty culture
+<caBst|IRC-Zwei> I really don't consider the Chinese human anyways.
+<Tangaloa> what is a man?
+<caBst|IRC-Zwei> ur mom
+<caBst|IRC-Zwei> :--------D
+</file>
+==== caBst on Canada ====
+<file>
+<caBst-An2> areteee is not my fault K_Chris is a bigot.
+<caBst-An2> He is obviously Quebecois: racist and closed minded
+<caBst-An2> Anglo Canadians are open for all cultures.
+<caBst-An2> That is what makes Canada strong: diversity.
+<caBst-An2> Canada is multicultural since its foundations.
+<caBst-An2> And finally white Canadians are realizing how privileged they have been.
+<caBst-An2> People of all races and religions are climbing up in Canadian society.
+<caBst-An2> The new face of Canada will be Hispanic, Asian, Arab, Indian and African.
+<caBst-An2> For that Canada needs to become a Republic.
+<caBst-An2> The Queen is a symbol of Anglo Saxon oppression.
+<caBst-An2> And that my friend is very anti Canadian.
+<@K_Chris> this is physically hurting me
+<@K_Chris> please stop
+</file>