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Katten Bay Company
Katten Bay Company خانات قاتطهنلی カッタン 汗国 Katten Kağanlığı Каттенский Каганат Lófasz a seggedbe | ||
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Motto | YOU GIBE OR WE TAKE | |
Leaders | Kovio Greenkitten | |
Capital | Kovkorum | |
Official Languages | Unknown | |
Demonyn | Katar Mongols | |
Government | Khanate | |
Establishment | The Khanate is Infinite | |
Population | Unknown | |
Abbreviation | KK Mongols | |
Religion | Freedom of Religion | |
Anthem | Come Out Ye Reds and Gams | |
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So I heard you want to join the mongols
- Did you know that when you join the mongols you are joining the winning team?
- Did you know that 99% of people who join mongols are awesome?
- Did you know that the mongols are run by grunswald corperation and are using the illuminati to make gold in their nuclear reactors?
- Did you know that the mongols are the best nation on the server?
- Did you know Taibei and Mongols have a secret alliance?
- Did you know that Mongols accept all religions?
- Did you know that USA is not #1, it is the mongols?
- Did you know that a koaras appendiksu izu abouto sixsu metars rongu?
- mameshibaaa~~!
— Greenkitten, infa 100%
Self-declared rulers of the free world who are hostile to everyone who doesn't submit to their rule. An unstoppable force that shows absolutely no mercy. They also use diamond weapons and armour like pussies. Diamond weapons and armour are allowed, according to te3,stop your butthurt for pussies to use. Diamond swords do the same amount of damage that iron swords did in old versions if you don't enchant them, use crit hits, or sprint. They still have a great advantage in durability, as does diamond armour, which has only gotten better since enchantments- feel with it, pussies.
History
Founding
While wandering the desert, a group of Battkhortstanis were ambushed by a strange tribe hailing from new grounds that have yet been explored, this tribe claimed to be the true rulers of Oceania. The Battkhortstanis at first resisted but were eventually absorbed into this clan through an awe inspiring display of military might, The Battkhortistanis seeing this mighty display had no chance and surrendered immediately. The few remaining were absorbed into this strange clan who came to be known as Katar.
Invasion of Tora
Main Article: Raid of Tora
The Katars, running low on provisions, left their yurt village and invaded the nearby town of Tora. The Torans were a peaceful people and did not have any military or defenses, their army nowhere to be found so the Katars raided, destroyed their crops, and pillaged the town. After the tragic destruction, with the Toran defence nowhere to be found the Katars found it suitable for a permanent base of operations it was promptly annexed and renamed Hu to became the official capital of the Katten Khanate.
Siege of Eien-Kyo
Main Article: Siege of Eien-Kyo
After conquering the weeaboo rejects, the Katars set their sights for the original weeaboo Empire, the GAM. While wanting to be on friendly terms and promoting Asian solidarity, the Katten Khanate extended a very generous offer to the GAM for the to great nations to join forces. This included the GAM keeping all forms of government and just paying tribute to the great Khanate. While this offer of friendship and co-operation would have benifitted all involved Mystia rejected it without a second thought. The GAM then proceeded to mock the Khanate and its members, declaring some traitors and comparing the Khanate to insects. This didn't sit well with the Khanate and they decided to pay a friendly visit to the GAM.
Second Battle of Tora
Main Article: Battle of Tora
The Weeaboos joined forces and launched an assault on Katar desert, leaving mazznoff alone to defend himself. In retaliation, the Khan and Chris attacked Tora, killing the combined weeaboo army hundreds of times before te3 intervened. The Khan did not survive the ordeal.
Fall of the First Empire
The Mongol Wars in full swing, things were looking good for the Khans. However, constant raids on the GAM and Tora were angering the new god, who struck down the Khan. Unfortunately, the death of Kovio Khan left the Katars at ends with each other, and Killer_Chris took over the Empire. Greenkitten scouted out a new desert and the mongols moved, leaving unknown horrors and traps in Katarbad. Later however, the katars were greeted by someone named Chen. She claimed to be the only child of the Khan Kovio. She was given the new title of Khanum_Chen.
Soviet-Mongol Wars
After the return of some of the Soviets the mongols declared war on them, but unlike other nations who surrendered, the Soviets took up the Khanate's war offer and proceeded to take part in the Soviet-Mongol wars.
Military
See also: Grande Armée
Geography
Claiming authority over the entire world, in reality the Katten Khanate only owns some small desert biomes as well as annexed territories.
Subdivisions
United Toran Continent
- Katar Desert (カター砂漠, Katar Çölü, قطر چول)
- Katarbad
Bannistan
Battkhortostan
The leaders of Battkhortostan ceded power to the Khanate after some time of inactivity, and became their vassal.
Auri
Auri, as a vassal of Battkhortostan, became a secondary vassal of the Khanate when her patron became a vassal.
Vanamostan
Vinland
Soviet Republic
Upon their loss and capitulation in the Soviet-Mongol Wars, the Soviet Republic was incorporated into the Katten Khanate, represented by Fegelein
Politics
The Khanate has no real leadership, with its citizens instead having a hive mentality. Kovio Khan and Greenkitten are however, the official leaders.
The Khanate has also declared war upon the server in hopes of uniting all the people. These are known as the Mongol Wars.
The Khanate has a theme for the soviet-weeaboo wars called Come out ye Reds and Gams.
Economy
The Battkhortstani explorers brought with them tonnes of iron and diamond, originally ransacked from nations such as Badfacia and specifically players such as everyone in Badface except for Tangaloa, which the Khanate is now using to forge the world's greatest armoury. [Which will still be dwarfed in comparison to Badfacian architecture,metallurgy,and potato magics]
Environmental friendliness
As explained in this article the mongols are environmentally friendly.
Culture
Like-minded individuals who agree that all is to be sacrificed for the future of the Khanate. You gibe or we take.
Census
Mongols
- greenkitten
- kovio
- catbert
- gwokymarla
- faiilure
- chen
- andude3
- Striker2117
- jam_tin_jack
- areteee
- cointelpro
Torans
- UtsuhoReiuji
- Dat_Nazrin
- Minoriko
- goosk
- Mesatla
- cornelia_tatara
- Somedood-IV
Battkhortostanis
- ghoul
- K_Chris
- nechtoviking
- San_Marcos
- LoganTheRed
- testytigershark
- Vexxx
Aurians
- mazznoff
- idina
- det111
Vinlandians
- fly
Soviets
- Fegelein
- Nettob
- bh42
- etc.
Dual citizens
- mclemente
- Blub_2000AD
- Omaar