Battkhortostan Islamic Revolutionary Socialist Soviet RepublicБаттхортостанская Революционная Исламская Социалистическая Советская Республика
Anthem	Hymn of Butthurt
Capital	Gribigrad
Official Languages	Battkhortuoguese, English, Estonian, Russian
Demonyn	Battkhorti, Battkhortian, Battkhortstani, Battkhortostani
Government	Colonial Government
Ideology	Nationalistic Communism, Social Imperialism
Leader(s)	Colonial Administration
Establishment	September 22nd, 2011
Population	8 + 2
Abbreviation	Batt.x, BX

Because Alpha likes to see us futilely waste our time we have to make a new article. This page will be cleaned up along with some older pages as I get more time.

See the old Battkhortostan page for pre-1.8 history.

Battkhortostan on the current map was founded by Killer_Chris and mazznoff by the construction of a small dirt fort not far from what would become Gribigrad.

Gribigrad is the nation's current capital, located in the heart of a valley known as Poljana around x: 220, z: 520. It is built entirely out of mushrooms and subsurface constructions. Founding of the town has created some friction with the Republic of Coenstad, who view the valley as a holy place.

Poljana was sold to Coenstad for 25 iron blocks in order to end testytigershark's permaban, after having originally been offered for 64 iron blocks pre-griefing. The refugees of this action now live in the NovaKurwa slums until the release of 1.9 and the expansion of the map.

• Novobattkhortsk: to be the nations capital post-1.9
• Govnolinsk: an outlying village post-1.9
• Pizdipidorovsk: an outlying village post-1.9