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 ^           //**Mongol Wars**//           ^^
-| {{:battles:2012-04-25_14.00.12.png?300|Autismal Butthurt}}||
+| {{:battles:mongol.jpg?300|}}\\ //Mongol warriors charging into battle// ||
-| Date | 24-4-12 |
+| Date | 24-4-12 -- ongoing |
-| Location| GAM |
+| Location| Server Wide |
-| Result | Eien-kyo raided |
+| Result | {{:battles:yoba.png?100|}}\\   **BUTTHURTS** |
 ^  Belligerents  ||
-| {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}}[[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] | {{:nations:gamflag.png?22|Flag}}[[nations:gam2|GAM]] |
+| {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} <del>Katten Khanate</del> \\ {{:nations:kattenkhagnate.png?22|}} [[nations:katten_khaganate|Katten Khaganate]]| Rest of the server |
 ^  Leaders and Commanders  ||
-| {{:nations:kittykatempire.png?22|Flag}}Kovio Khan\\ {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}}Kraas | {{:nations:gamflag.png?22|Flag}}MystiaLorelei\\ {{:nations:gamflag.png?22|Flag}}Happosai  |
+| {{:nations:kattenkhagnate.png?22|}} [[people:kovio|Kovio]]\\ {{:nations:kittykatempire.png?22|Flag}} [[people:greenkitten|Greenkitten]]\\ {{http://i.imgur.com/ieyyjw8.png?22}}  [[people:k_chris|Killer Chris]] | [[orders_and_guilds:orders:order_of_the_staff|Admins]] \\ [[admin:start|Mods]] \\ Players |
-^  Strength  ||
+^  Losses  ||
-| 6| 2 |
+|  Fuckloads  |  a lot  |
-^  Loses  ||
-| 1 | Alle |
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 I TOLD YOU MAN
-===== Background =====
+===== History =====
-While wanting to be on friendly terms and promoting Asian solidarity, the Katten Khanate extended a very generous offer to the GAM for the to great nations to join forces. This included the GAM keeping all forms of government and just paying tribute to the great Khanate. While this offer of friendship and co-operation would have benifitted all involved Mystia rejected it without a second thought. The GAM then proceeded to mock the Khanate and its members, declaring some traitors and comparing the Khanate to insects. This didn't sit well with the Khanate and they decided to pay a friendly visit to the GAM.
+From new grounds yet discovered a Mongol horde emerged declaring war upon the server in an attempt to unite the server and give [[nations:|nations]] a purpose.
-===== Before The Battle =====
-The Mongols were out taking a leisurely stroll in full military regalia and suddenly they found that the netherportals to the GAM were griefed. Trying to find the culprits, the brave Mongols tried to inform Mystia of the damage and went to the Tri-Isles.
-=== The Battle ===
-Upon entering the Tri-iles the mongols found no welcoming party, being fond of such formalities this was a direct insult to the Khanate. Thus the mongols raided the fuck out of the islands. The mongols then set their sights upon the largest settlement of the GAM, Eien-kyo, to find out why they were not welcomed and what happened to the population there. As they arrived to the large gates, it was found that Mystia set Eien-Kyō on fire and dropped fucking lava everywhere to scare the Mongols off. This didn't deter the mongol horde in the slightest and with one great charge the Katten Khanate attacked. Happosai or whatever the fuck his name is ran away and Mystia died a hundred times. The mongols killed Mystia's cat, all of the livestock, set fires all over the islands, destroyed all the crops and threw everything that wasn't in a locked chest into a great fire.//
-//
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+===== List of Mongol Wars =====
-|{{:battles:2012-04-25_14.04.44.png?250|Weeaboistan}}|
+==== Weeaboo Wars ====
-|//The Fall of Tri-Isles//|
+  * [[battles:Raid of Tora|Raid and annexation of Tora]] \\
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+  * [[battles:mongol_wars|Siege of Eien-Kyo]] \\
+  * [[battles:tora2|Battle of Tora]] \\
+  * [[battles:2nd_tora_raid|Second Raid of Tora]]\\
+  * [[battles:Battle_of_Autism|Battle of Autism]]\\
+  * [[battles:Chiggens|Mongol Offering of Peace]]\\
-===== The aftermath =====
+| {{:battles:crippled_empire.png?&300|}}                                     |
-All of fauna of Eien-Kyō died under mysterious circumstances and Mystia is claiming the Mongols griefed.
+| //The crippled Katten Khanate after the [[battles:tora2|Battle of Tora]]// |
-=== Reactions ===
+\\
-Bugghort all around
+==== Soviet-Mongol Wars ====
-=== Following Battle(s) ===
+  * [[{{battles:battle at merriport}}|Battle at Merriport]]
-I'm sure we'll have one soon enough
+  * [[{{battles:siege_of_fort_gorask}}|Siege of Fort Gorask]]
-===== Damages =====
+  * [[{{battles:battle of the desert}}|Battle of the Desert]]
-The mongols killed Mystia's cat, all of their livestock, set fires all over the islands, destroyed all the crops, removed torches and threw everything that wasn't in a locked chest into a fire.
+  * [[battles:raid of bannistan|Raid of Bannistan]]
+  * [[battles:greensraid|Greenkitten's raid]]
+==== Soviet-Weeaboo Wars ====
+The GAM and Soviets formed an alliance to attak the mongols.
+  * [[battles:siege_of_fort_yurt|Siege of Fort Yurt]]
+  * [[battles:soviet_capitulation|Final Battle]]
+==== Badface-Mongol Conflict ====
+  * [[battles:butthurtapocalpyse|Night of the Long Butthurt]]
+==== Nedermark-Mongol Conflict ====
+  * [[battles:raidofnedermark|Raid of Nedermark]]
+==== First Breshik-Mongol War ====
+Initiated by the Breshikans, the war consisted of a series of raids by Kovio on Nova Avence.
+  * [[battles:assassination of Shakomatic|Assassination  of Shakomatic]]
+  * [[battles:raid_on_wissendorf|First Raid of Wissendorf]]
+  * [[battles:second_raid_on_wissendorf|Second Raid of Wissendorf]]
+  * [[battles:kovanje_raid_of_breshik|Raid of Nova Avence]]
+  * [[battles:the_blitz_of_mongol|The Blitz of Mongol]]
+==== Second Breshik-Mongol War ====
+While the first Breshik-Mongol war never oficially ended, after a long period of inactivity the Mongols returned and began to fight again. After failing to broker a peace deal with [[orders_and_guilds:orders:grundeswald|Grundescorp]] the mongols began to raid Breshik once again.
+  * [[battles:operation enduring freedom|Operation Enduring Freedom]]
+  * [[battles:operation glorious dawn|Operation Glorious Dawn]]
+  * [[battles:operation_drunk_chiggin|Operation Drunk Chiggin]]
+==== Hostilities towards Nova Avence ====
+Blue balled by Shakomatic's disolution of Breshik the Mongols decided to use a different tactic, by economically outdoing them.
+  * [[battles:oos_awense_concession|Oos Awense Concession]]
+==== Polish Jihads ====
+With a massive influx of Poles spamming chat the mongols declared war against the [[nations:onionland|Commonwealth of Onionland]]. With Enton disagreeing that mongols can't declare war the mongols remind him that a) The khaganate is a legitimate nation b) He is a biased faggot c) Not only the mongols have a problem with them
+  * [[battles:polish_cleansing|Polish Cleansing]]
+==== Anti-moderation ====
+The mongols dislike moderators spying on them as they <del>are known nodus users</del> **totally innocent and respect their privacy.**
+  * [[battles:portymouth_chaos|The Privacy Battle and Chaos in Portymouth]]
+==== Random attacks ====
+Killing is fun.
+  * [[battles:burentovanje|Burentovanje]]
+  * [[battles:al-iskandariyan_embassy_siege|Al-Iskandariyan Embassy siege]]
+===== List of Support =====
+The mongols love war so much they'd help any nation to partake in one. They can even be hired as mercenaries.
+  * [[battles:battxcivilwar|The Battx Civil War]]
+  * [[battles:war_of_breshikan_succession|War of the Breshikan Succession]]
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-|{{:battles:2012-04-25_14.03.59.png?250|Smoke on the water}}|
-|//Eat ash, weeaboo bastards//|
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