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| The Liberation of the Dwarves | |
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| Dates | 1-25-14 |
| Location | Shako's cobble hill |
| Result | No fun allowed Ender banned |
| Belligerents | |
 Ender Republic |  Shako's dwarf thing? |
| Leaders and Commanders | |
| Hino | Shako |
| Strength | |
| 14 | 88 |
| Losses | |
| Some diamond shit A sugar plant Fun | Ass pain A mountain and some horses |
The winds of political intrigue continued to blow throughout Alpha's Realm. The dark lord, Shakomatic continued to enslaved the dwarven people of the North while threatening time after time to conquer Onionland and Klamdau. For far too long as the area threatened. It was time to take action. Plus shit was boring and nobody was going to have an actual war until somebody did something.
Background
In his mound of cobble, the dark sorcerer, Shakomatic plotted ways to make life more miserable for his dig slaves ( in between times starving to death ).
The Battle
It was pretty fun and Smaug came out to play with the dwarves three times. palin bombed a sugar factory. Everyone had a good time.
The aftermath
The dwarves were liberated and crawled towards the sunlight. Enton, sensing people were having fun, signed on and banned the Enderians. Enton, living up to his island's name, said this wasn't a war. Shako's ass being sore sided with Enton. No fun allowed.
Damages
The mountain and the sugar factory are pretty fucked. Damage to Karak Khaldun was limited since the dwarves, starved and exhausted from building Shako's mountain, had barely built anything inside the cave that could have been damaged; but the neighbouring village of Klamdorf was mostly destroyed. Shako's still playing with Smaug and his two brothers.
